We're creating a party for all the queers you know and love, where the dancefloor is the only contract you need to sign. Terms and Conditions apply.
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4.3 We believe this space is for queer women and men, trans and cis-gender. Non-binary and gender non-conforming cuties. Sapphic babes. QTIPOC legends. If you have ever looked at the world's defaults and thought: not for me, actually... you are exactly who we had in mind.
4.6 We believe in full humanity. You will not photograph people without their consent. You will not make anyone feel watched, evaluated, or unsafe. You will, to the best of your ability, be excellent to each other. This is the whole document. Everything else is detail.
4.9 We believe that queer joy is political. It has always been political. Going out and dancing and being completely yourself in a room full of people like you is, in 2026, still a radical act. We are not being dramatic. We are being accurate.
4.10 We believe this will be worth it. We believe it every time, and so far we have been right.
The Attendee agrees not to be a cunt. This term is defined broadly and applied liberally.— Clause 5.2, Conduct
Terms and Conditions accepts no liability for: lost keys; lost phones; lost inhibitions (this is a feature); falling in love with a stranger on the dancefloor; emotional breakthroughs; new friendships formed in queue lines; or the specific joy of a perfectly timed drop.
Terms and Conditions accepts full liability for: trying our best; caring about this; meaning every word.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE PROCEEDING. WE KNOW YOU WON'T. THAT IS, IN FACT, THE ENTIRE JOKE. BUT IF YOU ARE READING THIS — AND STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, YOU ARE ONE OF APPROXIMATELY FOUR PEOPLE WHO WILL — THEN CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF PERSON WE ARE MAKING THIS NIGHT FOR. HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING. IT WILL BE RELEVANT LATER. (SEE CLAUSE 47: THE REWARD.)